meaura_at_home

Presidential debate rant

2008-10-08T02:38:22Z

OMG! First of all, what the hell was McCain thinking when he mentioned Warren Buffet backed Obama? Everybody loves Warren, he backs Obama, Obama is liked more!
Second, how many times did McCain say "My Friends"? I'm not his friends. I think if he said "My Fellow Americans" it would have been much better.
Third, at one point McCain was standing in front of a flashing green light, on NBC, and I was more interested in the flashing light.
Also, they didn't actually answer the last question! They just talked.

Has any body noticed...?

2008-04-30T08:46:08Z

OK I know it is totally the wrong season, but has anybody noticed that Frosty the Snowman's eyes are made of coal? So what does Santa give you when you're bad? Frosty's eyes? Just a nice creepy thought.

meaura_at_home @ 2008-02-29T18:54:00

2008-03-01T01:09:51Z

Well I had a hell of a day today! I didn't go to sleep at all last night. I catnapped for a couple of hours and then stayed up. That means I was awake for a whopping 20 hours. I never do that anymore. I meant to go to sleep this morning but my dog had to go out, and she woke up my mom, the same mother who is a cranky b**** in the morning. I made her some tea and waited for her to wake up. She went into a seriously b**** mode.

Ya know how mothers know how to push buttons? Like make you want to hurt them kinda buttons. Well, here is how it was in our house this morning:
Tired PMSing Daughter VS Cranky Moody Mother

I fully admit that I said things that no daughter should say to her mother, but in my defense she started it with calling me something she really shouldn't have called me. And in order to shut her up I threw a plastic cup at a wall to which she threatened me with spraying a fire extinguisher in my face. To say it was a bad morning is a vast understatment.

The only thing that brightened my morning after that was Devo79 finished Feral Memories. It made me sad but the I found out that there was another sequel on the way! (or what do you call a third part?) I was slightly cheered for that.

Then later this afternoon we went shopping and in apology to me for her bad mood she treated me to McD's. I spent $5 'cuz she wouldn't shut up unless I got something. We then went shopping. Or should I say I dragged my tired body into a store and spent $102 on junk. Wasn't even wal-mart. *sigh* I'm going to sleep.

Okay! I officially HATE Winter!

2008-02-09T23:01:38Z

About 2 days ago it snowed, and we had NO one to shovel us(me and my 52 yr old mother) out. Not only that the front door doesn't turn anymore so you need a screwdriver to open it and the back door step has like 5 inches of pure solid ice(verrry slippery). And to top it all off yesterday we had a full blizzard warning.

So at about 7pm I finally made it out of the house and shoveled the best I could. The stupid plow pushed all the snow into our driveway. To say I was tired is an understatement. But even though it was still kinda warm(16 degrees F), my mom didn't get up. She hates the cold and fell asleep. So we didn't end up leaving the house to go to the car at 11p, but there was still the scraping of the ice to be done(YAY!) that took me about a half hour. By the time we got to the store we had 15 minutes to shop. And let me tell you that the only reason my mom wanted to go out was there was an "Alaskan Pollock" sale... did you know that Alaskan Pollack actually comes from CHINA? I didn't and neither did my mom. So that was a downer. Then we schleped off to Wal-Mart and I am proud to say we only spent $34(this time).

After that we got home and after I put the groceries away it was 1:30a. My mom had gotten a chill so I turned the heat up and went to check my email. The next time I got up it was 4 and the house was so hot that I was sweating.

Now, for those of you with pets... have you ever had a dog that needed to go out? I mean really needed to go out? I did. It was about 6a and my dog was doing that annoying breathing thing. Ya know, where it's a normal breath in and a whine(or high-pitched squeal) out. Well, I couldn't put her out IT WAS A FREAKING BLIZZARD outside. So I had to listen to that for about an hour before the wind calmed. Then as I was putting her out another... animal ran by the door. So, I'm standing inside the door, half asleep in my pjs and my dog gives a sudden lunge out the door. And I'm not talking a little lunge from a little dog; I mean a huge lunge from a 100lb dog. I have to admit, I wanted to kill the little b****. I was outside in -5 degree weather because my dog saw something. YAY ME!

**Needless to say I was fully awake and I couldn't go back to sleep until I took her in. From that experience I got a chill and a bruised finger. (you know on dog collars there is a D-link right. That is what I was holding onto with, my index finger, when she lunged.

And that is why I hate winter!

I Voted!

2008-02-06T07:29:50Z

I went out and voted! My first time. I was only 16 last time, and the only other times I get to vote were for city/county junk.
Personally I wanted to vote for Edwards but he wasn't there 'cuz Clinton and Obama stole his plans. So I voted Clinton. I figure she'll ask Bill for tips. I mean, he is her hubby.
Last time I would have voted for Gore, but I wasn't of age yet.

I know it's a taboo subject for some but did you vote?

I killed a bowl of Cereal because I've got abs

2008-02-04T23:49:03Z

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I Banged
7 - I stabbed
8 -I smoked with
9 - I killed
10 - i snuggled
11 -I cuddled with
12- slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01 - Spongebob
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a jew
06 - Barney the dinosaur
07 - a male stripper
08 - a bowl of cereal
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - my crush
14 - a jelly bean
15 - a trojan man
16 - my lover
17 - a faggot
18 - a easter egg
19 - an orange
20 - a toothbrush
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a homo
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a jew
27 - a french fry
28 - a whore
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing::

White - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - cuz the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm hot and you're jealous
Black - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - because i am a fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me
Shirtless - because I've got abs

You only have 3 minutes
and 69 seconds to repost
this as whatever your results
were, or you will have bad relationships
from here on out

Hi

2007-09-21T08:47:33Z

I need some fic recs. I need some spander finished stories. Or basically xan-centric; any pairing.

Thank you very much.